She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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