Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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