Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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