were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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