Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
