If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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