If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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