yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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