Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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