Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
