fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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