yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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