it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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