Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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