i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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