: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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