$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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