Pappa wants mamma naked
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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