he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
try to milk me bitch
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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