Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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