Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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