"it" just moved
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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