I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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