I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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