When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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