i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just found a bag of teeth...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
What a dumb baby whore.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
try to milk me bitch
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