I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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