didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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