so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
So. Much. Porn.
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