we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
