Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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