Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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