Where did you get a picture of my penis
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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