Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
only you would photoshop your dick
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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