1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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