I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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