I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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