If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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