Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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