i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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