Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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