He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
4 words: hood of his car
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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