Will you blow on my dice?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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