I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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