Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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