maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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