We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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