Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Randomize
