any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
