I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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