Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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