I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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